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Schitski Vodka 700mL

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Schitski Vodka 700mL

Country: Australia Date of Release: 2015 Alc/Volume:  41%           ABV Bottle size: 700mL Collector Rating:  4 This one wont last long! Tired of the same old Schit? Then Schitski Vodka is for you! Mass-produced, non-artisanal, flush-distilled! It has won no awards, with plans for no more in the future. Enjoy the new vodka flushing through the pipes at bars across the nation! Made of Schit, smells like Schit, tastes like Schit. The whole Schitski package! One dollar from every bottle is donated to Bowel Cancer Australia to help wipe clean Australia's second biggest killer. Get your Schit together and join the Schitstorm!
$45.99
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SKU
13401
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Schitski Vodka 700mL 41% ABV

Schitski Vodka is for those who have always wanted to give vodka the flush. Schitski Vodka is not special at all is made in huge batches. It is flush distilled once, twice if the first one isn't successful. It is not artisanal. This is perfect vodka for bartenders and drinkers alike who are tired of wiping the same cocktails off the bar. Tired of the same old Schit? Then stop talking Schit and drink Schitski! Made in the Eastern Bloc of the Kingdom of Schitberg, Schitski Vodka is mass produced with effluent water from the River Schit.* *Lies. All lies. It's Australian. It's made from clean water. There is a serious side to Schitski Vodka. One dollar from every bottles goes to fight the good fight against bowel cancer. Donations go to Bowel Cancer Australia to help wipe Australia clean of its second biggest killer. Fight alongside the noble people of Schitberg. Join the Schitstorm!

Tasting notes

Colour & Appearance: Clear as unspoiled toilet water. Nose: Alcohol with a cluster of tropical fruit (pineapple). Palate: Gentle mouthfeel with a delicate balance of pepper and a spray aniseed/liquorice. Finish: Short and sharp. Vigorously flushes off the tongue and down the throat.

Awards

Double Gold Medal winner at San Francisco World Spirits Competition 2015 and International Spirits Challenge London 2016 are two titles this product will never earn. Jim Murray didn’t reply to their request for a comment, so he won’t be rating it 99 points. Gary Regan also didn’t reply. So he can’t be quoted as saying “this is the best spirit ever made”.
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GTIN 9369999053451
Price / Unit Bottle
ABV% 40
Brand Other
Condition New
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